Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
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