I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
Randomize
