Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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