is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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