I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
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