Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
Two words: nipple clamps
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