How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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