yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
Still dying that you shit outside
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
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