what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
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