u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
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