even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
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