guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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