ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
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