So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
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