his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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