Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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