I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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