It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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