how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
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