ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
NoShamevember. You game?
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
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