You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
smell my finger.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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