Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
Randomize
