Cold hands, warm shart.
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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