umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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