If i come over, it means nothing
I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
And then he peed in my hair
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