Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
My breasts were aching with rage.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
Randomize
