tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
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