It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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