I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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