She's JV to your varsity
Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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