we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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