I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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