Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
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