We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
Randomize
