I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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