Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Randomize
