You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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