i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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