no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
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