If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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