Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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