I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
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