he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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