Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
bring money and cleavage
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
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