weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Randomize
