I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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