Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
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