I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
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