Rock
Scissors
Fuck
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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