I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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