Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
Randomize
