Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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